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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. 'Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night. ' 'Have you tried counting sheep?' 'That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Kids Joke
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: 'Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?'The other answered: 'Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!'
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Salesmen Joke
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
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Hair and bald Joke
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, 'Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet. '
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Business Joke
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days.
'Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they were old enough to remember them. '
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Law Joke
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, 'I love my BMW, I love my BMW. ' Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. 'My BMW! My BMW!' he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, 'Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!'
The lawyer, horrified, screamed 'My Rolex! My Rolex!'
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Romance Joke
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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