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Clinton Joke
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. 'I'd salute you back, Sergeant, ' says the President, 'but as you can see, I've got my hands full. ' 'Yes, sir, ' replies the sergeant. 'Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs. ' 'Why, these aren't pigs, ' the President responds. 'These are RAZORBACKS!' 'Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir. ' 'Yup, ' Clinton continues. 'Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary. ' The sergeant replies: 'Very good trade, sir -- very good trade. '
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
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Waiter Joke
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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Stupid should hurt!
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Comedy Joke
Q. Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the 'W's.
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Religious Joke
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
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Miscellaneous Joke
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks. 'A German doctor said 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks. 'A Russian doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks. 'The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day. '
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