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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Christmas Joke - 1
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
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Time Joke
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
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School Joke for Kids
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line 'Free Money, ' DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer, then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal INCINERATOR. Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer will begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul, milky DISCHARGE. Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured, monitor-shattering SCREAM of '1
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Men Joke
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
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Cat Joke
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock! Who's there? Gail. Gail who? Gail of laughter!
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Romance Joke
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. Hesays 'When did you start wearing them?' To which the other man replies'Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car. '
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