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Ethnic Humor
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, 'I'm moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?'The men answered, 'Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw'. He then asked, 'What do you hunt and kill?'The men replied, 'Sumt'n ta screw. '
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Fun Joke
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?
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Funny College Joke
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. 'Is this yours?' he asked. She said, 'Yes, could you bring it up?' and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, 'I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty, would you like to join me?' He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, 'I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?' The man hesitated then said, 'Do you act like this with every man you meet?' 'No, ' she replied, 'only those who catch my eye. '
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Do you love me more than you love sleep? 'I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!'
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Farmer Joke
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
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Political Joke
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
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King Kong Joke
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
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