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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of science made fun and other funny jokes |
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Car and train Joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
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Stand Up Joke
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at 'it' for three days straight. The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. When his bride woke up, he said, 'Honey would you like to see Oliver Twist?'His bride replied, 'You show me one more trick with that thing and I'm going home to mother!'
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Political Joke
QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.
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Telephone Joke
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. 'Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?' asked the psychiatrist. 'As a matter of fact, I do, ' said the patient. 'And when does this happen?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Oh, ' said the patient, 'when I answer the telephone. '
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Snake Joke
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. 'I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me. ' Psychiatrist: 'Don't you have a phone in your car?' Blonde: 'That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. ' Psychiatrist: 'Uh . . . How's that working?' Blonde: 'Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet. ' Psychiatrist: 'And why do you think that is?' Blonde: 'I figure it's because when I'm drivingaround, my zip code keeps changing. '
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