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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of santabanta joke and other funny jokes |
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Women Joke
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?
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Law Enforcement Joke
Polceman: 'I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night. ' Man: 'What's the charge?' Polceman: 'Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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Children Joke
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
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Relationships Joke
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: 'Come and bury my wife. ''But I buried your wife ten years ago, ' replied the undertaker. 'I got married again, ' the man sobbed. 'Oh, ' said the undertaker. 'Congratulations. '
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Book title Joke
The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
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Pig Joke
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
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Farmer Joke
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit, ' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir, ' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!' said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches!' said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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