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Mental health Joke
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, 'Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?' The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, 'Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb. ' The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #'1
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. 'What's that ?' she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. 'Tennis ball, ' came the breathless reply. 'Oh, ' said the girl sympathetically, 'that must be painful. . . . I had tennis elbow once. '
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Assorted Joke
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, 'Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done. Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?'Adam raises his hand and yells 'Me, Me, pick me!!' So God obliged. God looks at Eve and says - 'Well, sorry Eve. . . but it looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasms. '
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Funny Famous Joke
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips. . .
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, 'How'd you get a cork in your ass?' The other guy says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish. ' And I said, 'No shit. '
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Insect Joke
What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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