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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer
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Romance Joke
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
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Business Joke
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. 'Oh, about $200 today, ' said the rancher. 'But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out. ' The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. 'Here, ' he said, 'is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
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Mother Joke
My friend Bettie tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?'
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