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Money Joke
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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Romance Joke
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between 'hello' and 'what's your sign?'
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Music Joke
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
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Political Joke
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, 'There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!' George Bush replies, 'Oh yeah and tell me what you see?' Osama answers, 'I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful. ' George Bush says, 'Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan. . . I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street. ' Osama asks, 'And what do they say?' George answers, 'Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!'
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Sport Joke
What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !
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Aviation Joke
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: 'Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair . . . '
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Hair and bald Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
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Dog Joke - 1
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. 'You mean the one following your car?' they asked.
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