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Dog Joke - 1
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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Naughty Joke
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks the doctor: Girlfriend: I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?Doctor: Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in business?Girlfriend: She's been working since she was 19 years old but what does that have to do with anything?Doctor: Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an organ yet!
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Religion Joke
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?'Don't do anything 'till I get back. '
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Men Joke
Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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Silliest Joke
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't work. However, the doctor suggested, 'If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least take in a boarder. 'The old man agreed. The old man didn't see the doctor until they met at a fund-raiser a year later. The old man says, 'Doc, congratulate me, my wife is pregnant. ' 'That's good news, ' said the doctor. 'I knew the boarder would help. ''Oh, ' said the old man with a wicked grin, 'and the boarder's pregnant as well. '
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Sport Joke
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!
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Love and Marriage Joke
'Get this. ' said the bloke to his mates, 'Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. 'Did he get anything. ' his mates asked. 'yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk. '
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Pig Joke
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
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