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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of rude text message jokes and other funny jokes |
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Burger Joke
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
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Rabbit Joke
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Blonde Joke - 2
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: 'There are no fish in there'. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. 'How do you know there are no fish there?' asks the blonde. So the man cooly says 'Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes. '
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Fun Funny Joke
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
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School Joke
Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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Election Joke
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked, 'George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?'
'Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,' advised George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. 'Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?' Clinton asked.
'Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,' advised Tom.
Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. 'Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?' Clinton asked.
'Go to the theatre,' came the reply.
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