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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Irish Joke
'Hey, ' said a new arrival in the pub, 'I've got some great Irish jokes. ''Before you start, ' said the big bloke in the corner, ', I'm Irish. ''Don't worry, ' said the newcomer, 'I'll tell them slowly. '
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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Pig Joke
What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!
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School Joke
Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their holidays. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer.
'We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota,' he said.
'That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,' the teacher said, 'Can you tell the class how you spell that?'
Little Johnny thought about it and said, 'Come to think of it, we went to Iowa. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, 'What'll you have?' The guy answers, 'A scotch, please. ' The bartender hands him the drink, and says 'That'll be five dollars, ' to which the guy replies, 'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this. ' A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, 'You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration. ' The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, 'Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again. ' The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, 'What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!' The guy says, 'What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my l ife!' The bartender replies, 'I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double. ' To which the guy replies, 'Thank you. Make it a scotch. '
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Funny College Joke
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!
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Priceless Joke
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived. When he died, they buried him at a scenic location along a river. A few days later there was a great rain storm and the river flood coffin was carried along the river in to the town. The casket flowed down the street past the supermarket and the school all the way into the pharmacy. It slid right in to the pharmacy and onto the counter. The lid popped open and the old man sat up and asked the pharmacist, 'Do you have anything to stop this coffin?'
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