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Legal Humor
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
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Insect Joke
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
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Yo momma Joke
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?A: With it's sparrowchute!Q: What is green and pecks on trees?A: Woody Wood Pickle!Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?A: He didn't give a hoot!Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?A: A Macaw!Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?A: A mynah bird!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?A: A great walkie-talkie!
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Simple Joke
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, 'Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?'She looked up and said, 'Why does everybody ask me that?!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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