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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Ever hear the expression 'hard drinker' ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.
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Easter Joke
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
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School Joke
A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A wisecracking student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up 'But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?' As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.
When the students finally settled down, the professor gave the student a long, appraising look. 'Well', he responded, 'I guess you'll just have to write with your other hand'
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Comedian Joke
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in, then took his left leg out, they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about. Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out, they put his left leg in and they shook it all about, and so on and so forth until he was totally in
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Situation Joke
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot way to the right. Ralph walked over to the deep rough, found his ball, and proceeded to beat the hell out of wild buttercups with his pitching wedge. Mother Nature appeared and said, 'Since you destroyed all of my favorite buttercups, if you ever taste butter, smell butter, or even think about butter you will become deathly ill and die. 'Ralph walked out of the rough toward Charlie with a big smile on his face. Ralph then told him his story with a big grin on his face. Charlie says, 'That's not a good thing! Why are you smiling?' Ralph replies, 'I almost hit the pussy willows. '
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Business Joke
An answer to the eternal question 'Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?' Michael Jordan will make over $'300
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Joke for Kids
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned. . . they couldn't get the tailgate open
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