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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of rude but funny jokes and other funny jokes |
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Joke for Speeches
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
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Funniest Joke
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
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Situations Humor
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, 'Yahoo!' and rode off. 'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service stationattendant. 'Nothing, ' shrugged the woman, 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off. ' 'Lady, ' the attendant said, 'Indians ride bareback. . . '
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Women Joke
QUESTION: What is the difference between a 'Battery' and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
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Animal World
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stopsat the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets abig dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, 'It looks like you blew a seal. ' 'No, no, ' the penguin replies, 'it's just ice cream. '
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Computer Joke
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. 'Due to lack of maintenance, ' he read, 'we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account. '
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