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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Legal Humor
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'dfinally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged hissuitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant in her lap!'Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you werepregnant?' he cried. 'I would have rushed up here, wecould have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!''Well, ' she said, 'when my folks found out about mycondition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' anddecided it would be better to have a bastard in thefamily than a lawyer!'
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Very Silly Joke
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why. I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?
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Journalist Joke
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
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Village Idiot Joke
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. 'You don't want to try these techniques at home. ' 'Why not?' asked somebody from the audience. 'I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years, ' the expert explained. 'She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'' 'Did it save time?' the person in the audience asked. 'Actually, yes, ' replied the expert. 'It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven. '
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Computer Joke
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
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Hunting Joke
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood- curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. 'What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?' asked the chief. 'Forget the damn lion!' he howled. 'Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?'
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War Joke
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!
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Simple Joke
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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