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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of ruby wedding jokes and other funny jokes |
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Love and Marriage Joke
Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high school yearbook picture is acceptable); Name of the groom, education completed by both bride and groom (do not include elementary school, unless that was the terminal degree. ); current employment and planned residence after the ceremony (If living with the bride's parents, it is not necessary to specify where in the house you will reside). Invitations:Since you are having a planned wedding and you are expecting a lot of free stuff, you must send out invitations! They do not have to be lengthy. Something like 'You are invited to watch John Smith and Jennifer Johnson make it legal on March '14
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Blind Joke
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
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Various animal Joke
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.
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Bar Joke - 1
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, 'I vould like some blood. 'The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, 'I vould like some blood. 'The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, 'I vould like some plasma. 'The waitress looks up and says, 'Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?'
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
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Bar Joke - 2
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, 'Are you all right?' 'No, I lost an electron!''Are you sure?''I'm positive!'
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
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