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Bar Joke - 2
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk 'do you live here?' 'Yep'. 'Would you like me to help you upstairs?' 'Yep'. When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked 'Is this your floor?' 'Yep'.
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk 'Do you live here?' 'Yep'. 'Would you like me to help you upstairs?' 'Yep'. So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs.
Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried 'Please officer, protect me from this man.
He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!'
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Cow Joke
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Divorce Joke
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, 'Judge, we want a divorce. ' The judge says, 'You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?' The couple say in unison, 'Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead. '
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Birthday Joke
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'
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Old People Joke
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. '
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he,too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him. '
At this point the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, 'If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!'
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Dirty Joke
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, 'I know the whole truth. ' Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, 'I know the whole truth. ' His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, 'Just don't tell your father. ' Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, 'I know the whole truth. ' The father promptly hands him $40 and says, 'Please don't say a word to your mother. ' Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, 'I know the whole truth. ' The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, 'Then come give your real father a big hug. '
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Miscellaneous Joke
I have got a drinking problem. . . . I've got two hands, but only one mouth. . .
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