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Bible Joke
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, 'Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. 'That's okay with us, ' the mother said, 'But what made you decide to be a minister?' 'Well, ' the boy replied, 'I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned. ' She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, 'Tell me, did he suffer?' 'Knowing Brian O'Malley as well as I did, I don't think so, ' said the foreman, 'He got out three times to go to the men's room. '
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Elephant Joke
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
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Funny Joke Online
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. 'Jesus is watching you, ' a voice said 'Huh?, oh well, ' the robber said and continued shinning his torch. 'Jesus is watching you, ' the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot. 'Oh, it's you, ' the robber said. 'I'm just trying to warn you, ' the parrot said. 'Oh, that's nice, ' the robber said, pretending to be scared, 'what's your name?' 'Moses. ' 'Moses? What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses?' 'The same kind of idiot that would call a rottweiler Jesus!'
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on 'Science & Nature. ' Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
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Various animal Joke
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!
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Military Joke
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $'4
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Internet Joke
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
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