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At Work Joke
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: 'This won't hurt a bit. ' A schoolteacher says, 'We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right. ' An airline stewardess says, 'Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breathnormally. '
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Insect Joke
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
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Dead and dying Joke
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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Funny Kids Joke
How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!
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Funny Famous Joke
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now all I want is a girl with large breasts!
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Joke for Kids
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
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Government Humor
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?'Not according to Dad. '
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