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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Hair and bald Joke
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
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Totally Weird Joke
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of low. The cylinders get worn and lose compression, making it hard to climb the slightest incline. When it is climbing, the tappets clatter and ping to the point where one wonders if the old bus will make it to the top. The carburetor gets fouled with pollutants and other matter, making it hard to get started in the morning. It is hard to keep the radiator filled because of the leaking hose. The thermostat goes out, making it difficult to reach operating temperature. The headlights grow dim, and the battery need constant recharging. But if the body looks good, we can keep it washed and polished, giving the impression it can compete with newer models and make one more trip down the primrose lane before the head gasket blows. Gentlemen, start your engines.
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Aviation Joke
Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
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Car and train Joke
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
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Military Joke
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of the night by loud explosions besides New York, Chicago and Detroit? 6. Get rid of all those creepy 'Richard Simmons Wants You' posters 5. Intelligence spy satellite may be used to watch television 24 hours a day 4. Superiors may now be addressed as 'Dude' 3. Make it so every hand grenade has a creamy nougat center 2. Next mission: all-out invasion of Temptation Island 1. New slogan 'Army of One' replaces 'Hope You Like Scrubbing Latrines!'
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Buy American while there is still time
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School Joke for Kids
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them. The American said to the Irishman: 'I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off. ' So he jumped off, hit the awning, and was soon back on the roof. 'There. Now you try. ' he said to the Irishman. So the Irishman jumped off, and fell SPLAT on the ground. The New Zealander said to the American : 'Jeez, Superman, you are a real jerk sometimes!'
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Sport Joke
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
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