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School Joke
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, 'What changed your mind about learning math?' The son looked at mom and dad and said, 'Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business. '
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Elderly People Joke
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, 'So how has life been treating you?' The old man replies, 'The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, He turns the light on and when I'm finished, He turns the light off. ' While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, 'Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!'
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Funny School Kids Joke
What goes 'snap, crackle and pop'?A firefly with a short circuit!
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Various animal Joke
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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Dinosaur Joke
What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
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Food and Drink Joke
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. 'No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. ' The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, 'Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $'20
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Dieting Joke
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping . . . snacks and desert.
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Science Joke
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender 'Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there'About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, 'Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there'The gay guy asks the bartender for two ice cubes. The bartenderasks why, and the gay guy says 'I am going to put one in each cheek, go over there, and cold-cock that big sonofabitch!'
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