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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of religious humour and other funny jokes |
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Sport Joke
What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
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Religion Joke
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
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Worlds Best Joke
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log.
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Vampire Joke
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
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Kids Puns
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.
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School Joke for Kids
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden. Neighbor asks, 'Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?'Ed replies, 'Well, it was. . . hmmm. . . let me think a minute. . . What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems. . . ?Neighbor says, 'You mean a rose?'Ed replies, 'Yeah, that's it!. . . (shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was the memory course instructor's name?
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Top 100 Joke
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE. . . ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700 VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15 DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED. FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. FREE 1 CAN OF PORK + BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.
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Joke for Halloween
First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's mighty upset about it too. Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?First Convict: No. Because they eloped!
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