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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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Dumb Joke
Confucious say. . . All who fly upside-down have crack up. He who stand on toilet high on pot. He who shits brick has square hole. Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
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Assorted Joke
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks. Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?Question4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: 38 or '35
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
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Blonde Joke - 2
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
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Old Age Joke
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, ' she said. 'What's your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, ' he said. 'I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise. ' 'That's amazing, ' the woman said. 'How old are you?' 'Twenty-six, ' he said.
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Short Stupid Joke
Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She now lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like. When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 PM at the Grand Central Station in New York. 'You'll recognize me, ' she wrote, 'by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel. ' So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen. I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small provocative smile curved her lips. 'Going my way, sailor?' she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past '40
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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