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Here are some 'actual' bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you. . . Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character matter YET?One More Whore And We Get GoreBill Clinton: Commander in HeatMy President Fooled Around with Your Honor StudentJail to the ChiefToday kids no longer play doctor, they play PresidentThe Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not ResponsibilityIf his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter. Save the President: Legalize PerjuryTwo terms for Clinton: the second in jailClinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father
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Dirty Joke
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p. m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. (Tuesday) NOTICE - We regret having erred in R. D. Jone's ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap: 555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p. m. (Wednesday) NOTICE - R. D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 and ask Mrs. Kelly who loves with him. (Thursday) NOTICE - I, R. D. Jones, have NO sewing machine for sale. I SMASHED IT. Don't call 555-'0707
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Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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Q What is the 7th pin in bowling called ? Mother-in-law
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
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Only in America. . . do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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Woo-hoo. . . check out these letters from tenants to landlords!'The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. ''Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. . . . ''The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?''Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away. ''I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. ''This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. ''The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. ''I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. ''Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. ''Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink. ''Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. ''Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. '
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