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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Joke
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!
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Naughty Joke
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. For the most effective play, the club owner should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in denied permission to play the course again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers. Players are encouraged not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play at this time. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same course several times in one month.
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Naughty Joke
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, 'Oh yuck!!' she proclaimed as she ponted it to her new husbandAs he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked 'What they don't use those things where you come from?' 'Yeah, ' she said 'but we don't skin 'em!'
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Salesmen Joke
What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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Animal Joke
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, 'You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. 'The frog says, 'This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?''No, ' says the psychic. 'Next semester in her biology class. '
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Dirty Joke
Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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Insect Joke
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
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