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Law Enforcement Joke
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. 'Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?''I was a policeman, ' he responded. 'What kind of policeman?' St Peter asked. 'I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids. ''Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates. 'A few moments later a second man walks up. 'Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?''I was a policeman, ' he responded. 'What kind of policeman?' St Peter asked. 'I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers. ''Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise. 'A few moments later a third man walks up. 'Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?''I was a policeman, ' he responded. 'What kind of policeman?' St Peter asked. 'I was a Military Policeman, Sir. '
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Easter Joke
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
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Elephant Joke
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call a seven foot gorilla who wants to fight somebody?
'Sir. '
What do you call a seven foor gorilla with bananas stuffed into his ears who wants to fight somebody?
Anything you like. He can't hear you!
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Music Joke
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
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Funny Men Joke
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Twenty-four hours in a day. . . twenty-four beers in a case. . . coincidence?
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Funny School Kids Joke
Two shark fishermen were sitting on the side of their boat just off the coast of Florida, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly an enormous shark swam up and bit off on fisherman's leg.
'A shark's just bitten off my leg!' yelled the fisherman.
'Which one?'
'I don't know! Sharks all look the same to me. '
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