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Stupid Men
What's a man's idea of a seven-course meal?
Pizza and a six-pack.
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Computers Joke
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.
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Cat Joke
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
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Love and Marriage Joke
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
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At Work Joke
A man goes to his bank manager and says 'I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?'The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies 'Buy a big one and wait'
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Computing Joke
10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is 'Huntin'. 4. The CPU has a gun rack mount. 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. 1. The mouse is referred to as a 'critter'.
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Animal Joke
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. 'In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!'Another horse breaks in, 'Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!''Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!', says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. 'I don't mean to boast, ' says the greyhound, 'but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!'The horses are clearly amazed. 'Wow!' says one, after a hushed silence. 'A talking dog. '
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Political Joke
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!' the American President cried, 'My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!''Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you, ' replied the Prime Minister. 'I do need your help, ' said Clinton. 'Could you possibly send '1
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