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Dirty Joke
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: 'Fun fun fun worry worry worry' A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Food and Drink Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !
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Spoof Joke
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!
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Best Joke Online
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - 'Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!'
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Election Joke
Q: When did the candidate decide to run for office?
A: When he was being chased
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Dumb People Joke
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
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'Great, just what I need, ' she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. 'One more thing that heatsup instantly and goes off in twenty seconds. '
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