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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Silliest Joke
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
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Village Idiot Joke
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game, ' when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic. . . shouldn't they already know you're coming?Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a hockey goalie?Why dont you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Supermans chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?
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Joke Online
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, 'What are you doing?'She answers, 'I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!'Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies. . . 'I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!'
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Halloween Joke
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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Stupid Men
How long can a man live without a brain?
Let's see . . . how old is your husband?
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