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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of prank call jokes and other funny jokes |
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Journalist Joke
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
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Birthday Joke
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
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Marriage Joke
It's for my mother-in-law,' explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, 'My Doberman here killed her. '
'Gee. . . That's terrible,' commiserated the spectator. 'But. . . Hmmmm. . . Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?'
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, 'Get in line. '
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
Why did Hansel eat all the liquorice off the witch's house?
It takes all sorts!
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Easy to Remember Joke
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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Dumb People Joke
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift!
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Car and train Joke
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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