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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Office Humor
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, 'I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet. 'Snow White says 'I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet. 'Quasie says 'I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet. ' The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, 'It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so'. Snow White says ' It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so. 'Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says ' Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?'
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College Humor
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?'His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life. 'The boys thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black. . . '
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. quicksand. com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !
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Travel Humor
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed tostuff it in the overhead bin. 'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed. 'No more, ' the man said. 'Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!'
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Miscellaneous Joke
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -'What's your problem, Soldier?''Chronic syphilis, Sir!''What treatment are you getting?''Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!''What's your ambition?''To get back to the front lines, Sir!''Good man!' says the Major. He goes to the next bed. 'What's your problem, Soldier?''Chronic piles, Sir!''What treatment are you getting?''Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!''What's your ambition?''To get back to the front lines, Sir!''Good man!' says the Major. He goes to the next bed. 'What's your problem, Soldier?''Chronic gum disease, Sir!''What treatment are you getting?''Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!''What's your ambition?''To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!'
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Village Idiot Joke
Earn cash in your spare time. . blackmail your friends!
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Idiot and fool Joke
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
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