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E-mail Joke
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to order in food by phone, but our boss thought that, since we work with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet. After we contacted a fast food chain's web site and spent a long time registering as new customers for the delivery service, a message appeared on the screeen: 'Thank you for your business. You will be able to order food in three days. '
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Funny College Joke
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.
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Top 100 Joke
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Just for Laughs Joke
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. . . . YEEOOOOOOOUCH!
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Website Joke
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www. izard of Oz.
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Military Joke
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase 'secure the building'. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters. The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie . . . doll with suction cup hands
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