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Ethnic Joke - 1
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that 'Manual Labor' was the new Mexican President?
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Baby Joke
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. '
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Legal Humor
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, 'State your name, occupation, and the charge. 'The defendant said, 'I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery. 'The judge winced and said, 'Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!'
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Travel Humor
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke. One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. 'Please I need to get back to England' she pleaded. 'If you sneak me onboard tonight I'll give you favors all the wayacross the ocean. 'Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bagand carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she washidden he said, 'When I bring you some food, twice a day, I'll collect. ' And being true to her word she agreed. This went on for about a week when by accident the captainfound her. 'Please don't get angry, ' she started to say and explained thestory to the captain who busted up laughing. 'Why are you laughing?' she demanded. He said, 'Because you're on the Statten Island Ferry. '
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Computing Joke
From 'Machine Design' Magazine. . . . . . Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort. Hitting a computer or terminal with anything substantial can be satisfying, but expensive. That's where the Byte Bat comes in. It is a foam rubber baseball bat, 17 in. long, that may give you a harmless but satisfying way in which to 'strike back' at computers. Specially designed to serve as a frustration shunt, the Byte Bat is compatible with all computers and operating systems, making it the first universally compatible foamware. Each Byte Bat comes with a complete user's manual, one genuine 'Byte Bat User Button, ' one multi-color poster showing the device in use, and a warning decal that advises all who approach that 'This computer-friendly liveware is protected by Byte Bat. '
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Funniest Joke
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. 'Who is it?' 'Blind man, ' came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, 'Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?'
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Joke for Halloween
You're introduced to everyone as 'The Minesweeper God'. You have visited every website in the world. You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour. You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth. Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life. You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia Dildo. Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long. In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.
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Government Humor
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, 'I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away, but what could 'I' possibly do to save the country?'Mrs. Clinton: 'Come inside and let me explain, Mrs. Bobbit. . . '
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