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Bird Joke
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes. ''
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14:According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are '3
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
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Bird Joke
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
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Telephone Joke
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
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Situation Joke
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on amopehead stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked theguy if he could ake a quick look inside and he agreed. Just as he was gettingout of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car could go and he said. 'oh, around 175-200. Want to see?' Of couse the boy nodded and waitedfor the light to turn green. The man took off at a very high rate of speed. Ashe was traveling down the road he saw a little light catching up with him andthen flew right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the mopehead could it?'He asked to himself. Then the light came flying back and went way behindhim. The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy on the mopehead. Thenthe light started to catch up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch upwith the boy to find out exactly how he got the little bike to go that fast and ina stunned voice the boy looked at the man and siad. . 'Would you mind takingmy suspenders off your rear view mirror?'
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Dirty Joke
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. 'You must have made a mistake' says the shocked dentist, 'The gynecologist's office is one level higher. ' To that the lady replies, 'No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out. '
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