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Dog Joke - 1
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Cockerpoodledoo !
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Ouch Joke
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. 'don't worry, ya , ' he said. 'I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping. ' Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: 'Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store. '
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Dentist Joke
What did the dentist say to the computer?. . . This won't hurt a byte
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Animal World
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
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Funniest Joke
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?'Now I know why you called your company Microsoft'
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Warped Humor Joke
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Spelling Joke
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
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Dumb Joke
Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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