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Government Humor
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes. . . . 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed 'polling' so much. 5 What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen. 4 NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a 'mcgreevey'. 3 Gives new meaning to 'stuffing the ballot box'. 2 Post headline: 'McGreevey goes down!' 1 It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!
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Religious Joke
What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!
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Christmas Joke - 2
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
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Bus Joke
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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Kids Joke
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
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Miscellaneous Joke
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town. they spy a dead horse on the side of the road and run towards it. the firstman begins to eat the horse, but the second man refuses, saying only that hewill wait. after the first man has eaten his fill they continue on down theroad. eventually the first man gets sick from the horse meat and throws itup. the second man pulls out a napkin from his pocket and exclaims as hesits down: 'now THIS is what i've been waiting for! a hot meal!'
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Ouch Joke
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:'00
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