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Miscellaneous Joke
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $'50
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Farming Joke
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long. 'Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses. ' explained the driver. 'What did you tell the farmer?' Limbaugh asked. The chauffeur replied, 'I told him I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig. '
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At Work Joke
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, 'When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!'
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Book title Joke
Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
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Golf Joke
On the seventeenth of the Wentworth Club Course a very careful player was studying the green. First he got down on his hands and knees to check out the turf between his ball and the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way and getting up he held up a wet finger to try out the direction of the wind. Then turning to his caddie he asked:
'Was the green mowed this morning?'
'Yes, sir. ' 'Right to left or left to right?'
'Right to left, sir. '
The golfer putted. . . and missed the hole completely. He whirled on the caddie, 'What TIME?'
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School Joke for Kids
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!
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Romance Joke
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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Idiot and fool Joke
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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