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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Frog Joke
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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Stand Up Joke
One guy says to another guy, 'Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day. . . 'Right away, his friend interrupts him, 'Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once!'So he starts again, 'Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew's Bar Mitzvah. . . '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Situation Joke
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, 'There, littlelady, that's done!' 'Quiet, ' she ordered him. 'You'll wakeup my husband. He's taking a nap in the back seat. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Animal World
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
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Naughty Joke
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' intothe small space labeled 'SEX'. The official explains: 'No, no, no. That is not what wemean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'. ' 'Doesn't matter, ' the tourist answers.
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