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Religion Joke
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a 'Quik Stop' on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, 'You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!' I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage. Sticking it in my face she said, 'See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar. ''
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Bar Joke - 1
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. 'Why?' asked the barber, 'Is there something wrong with this one?''I don't know. ' replied the customer. 'But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself. '
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Horse Joke
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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Halloween Joke
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Elderly People Joke
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:'Super Pussy!'The old man says: 'I'll have the soup. '
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Business Joke
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, 'I forgot my teeth. ' The man said, 'No problem. ' With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. 'Try these,' he said.
The speaker tried them. 'Too loose,' he said. The man then said, 'I have another pair. . . try these. ' The speaker tried them and responded, 'Too tight. '
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, 'I have one more pair of false teeth. . . try them. '
The speaker said, 'They fit perfectly. ' With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. 'I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist. '
The man replied, 'I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker. '
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
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Ouch Joke
Fred goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, I want to be castrated. ' Doc says, 'Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation. ' Fred: 'Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a littleembarrassed about talking about it, but I have $'5
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