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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Redneck Joke
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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Children Joke
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?' As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?' She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, 'I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit. '
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
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Answer me this Joke
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Horse Joke
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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Men Joke
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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Office Humor
A man frantically calls 911 and says, 'help. . . my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart'. 911: 'is this her first child?'. Man: 'Of course not, you idiot. . . this is her husband'!
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