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Doctor and nurse Joke
The Doctor was puzzled 'I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ' 'Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober. '
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Redneck Joke
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.
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Best Joke Online
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse stumbles and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes and says, 'That's one. 'The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride. A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, 'That's two!'He returns to his saddle and they move on. As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, 'That's three, ' removes a pistol from his vest, and shoots the horse dead. The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, 'That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!'The man stares at his wife and firmly says, 'That's one!'
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: '10
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Burger Joke
Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!
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Irish Joke
This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin street. It was at a time when he was at the height of his drunken notoriety and passes-by naturally thought he was dead drunk. They took him to the nearby surgery of one of Dublin's most fashionable and respected doctors. The doctor decided to take a cardiograph and, somewhat nervous of his patient, thought to humor him. He explained the workings of the cardiograph needle as it registered the faint heartbeats of the very sick and semiconscious Brendan. 'That needle there is writing down your pulses, Mr. Behan, and I suppose, in its own way, it is probably the most important thing you have ever written. ' To which Behan replied: 'Aye, and it's straight from me heart, too. '
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