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Fun Joke
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?'The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $'500
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Mental health Joke
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, 'Nobody loves me . . . the whole world hates me!' Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: 'That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you. '
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Celebrities Joke
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, 'How long before wecan have sex?'The doctor says, 'At least wait until he's walking. '
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Funny Famous Joke
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this: Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft? Sincerely, Larry
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Blonde Joke - 2
BLONDE: 'Excuse me, what time is it right now?'WOMAN: 'It's 11:25PM. 'BLONDE: (confused look on face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer. '
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Golf Joke
Bill and Ralph were approaching the first tee. Ralph goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, 'Hey, why don't you try this ball. ' He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. 'You can't lose it. '
Bill replies, 'What do you mean you can't lose it?' Ralph replies, 'I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it. '
Obviously, Bill doesn't believe him, but Ralph shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced. Bill says, 'Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball!'
Ralph replies, 'I found it. '
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Fishing Joke
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz. .
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Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.
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