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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of phone jokes and other funny jokes |
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Insect Joke
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Bird Joke
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
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Father Joke
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter 'M' and I p
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Silliest Joke
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, 'I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me. 'Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, 'Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you. 'Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver. 'Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home, ' said Cheney. The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, 'See! That guy was really stupid!''No kidding, ' replied George W. 'There was a pay phone just around the corner. . . You could have called instead?'
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Book title Joke
The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Political Joke
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
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Redneck Joke
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
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