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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of perker jokes and other funny jokes |
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
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Weather Joke
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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Zoo Joke
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. 'So how was it?' Elaine asked when they returned home. 'Great, ' Little Jordan replied. 'Did you and your father have a good time?' asked Elaine. 'Yeah, Daddy especially liked it, ' exclaimed Jordan, excitedly, 'especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!'
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Bumper Stickers - 7
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Humorous Joke
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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Sport Joke
NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West:Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo NilsBuffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami StallfinsMiami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York PetsNew York Not Yets NFC West:Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC Central:Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin'sDetroit Kittens Green Bay Packers - Green Bay FudgepackersGreen Bay SlackersGreen Bay Whackers Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota TykesMinnesota ViQueens Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers NFC East:Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals Dallas Cowboys - Dallas CowgirlsDallas Cowpie New York Giants - New York Midgets Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles Washington Redskins - Washington DeadskinsExpansion Teams:Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars
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Music Joke
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Office Humor
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. 'Hit him again Doc, Hit him again!' the 5 yr. old said. 'He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!'
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