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Funny College Joke
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
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Computer Joke
. . . . . Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
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Burger Joke
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
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Business Joke
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. 'You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution, ' screamed the terrorist leader, 'and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?' The Englishman spoke first. 'Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing 'God Save The Queen' to all you men. ' 'That can be arranged, ' said the terrorist. The Frenchman said, 'And I want to honor my country before I die by singing 'The Marseilles' to your men. ' The Japanese said, 'Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management. ' The terrorist turned finally to the America n. 'What is your last request?' The American replied, 'I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!'
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Joke Online
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, 'It's dark in here, isn't it?''Yes it is. ' the man replies. 'You wanna buy a baseball?' the little boy asks. 'No thanks. ' the man replies. 'I think you do want to buy a baseball' the little extortionist continues. 'Okay. How much?' the man replies, after considering the position he is in. 'Twenty-five dollars. ' the little boy replies. 'Twenty-five dollars!' the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again, when she hears a car in the driveway and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy. 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' the boy starts off. 'Yes it is. ' replies the man. 'Wanna buy a baseball glove?' the little boy asks. 'Okay. How much this time!' the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. 'Fifty dollars. ' the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says 'Hey, son. Go get yourball and glove and we'll play some catch. ''I can't. I sold them' replies the little boy. 'How much did you get for them?' asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. 'Seventy-five dollars. ' the little boy says. 'Seventy-five dollars! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness. ' the father explains, as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says 'It's dark in here, isn't it?'The priest says. . . 'Don't you start that crap in here now!'
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Various animal Joke
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
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Satire Joke
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. 'Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!', she exclaimed. 'No', said the genie, 'You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish. ''Lets see, ' says Monica, 'I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. ''And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. ''I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. ' 'Yeah, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed. 'Poof!, and just like that, her ears were gone!
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Fun Joke
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest but writers cramp.
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