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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of paramount comedy brighton and other funny jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 6
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.
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Dog Joke - 2
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
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Aviation Joke
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline. ' He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment, but no one seemed annoyed. Finally everyone had gotten off except for one little old lady walking with a cane. She approached and asked, conspiratorially, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' 'Why no Ma'am, what is it?' 'Did we land or were we shot down?'
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Legal Humor
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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Restaurant Joke
Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the honey, Honey'. The English husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the sugar, Sugar'. The [you name it] husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the steak, Dumb cow'.
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Religious Joke
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, 'Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!' The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, 'Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil?' The dying man said, 'Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody!'
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