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Burger Joke
What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
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Dieting Joke
A diet is a weigh of life.
Dieting is something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds.
The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
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Weather Joke
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Mom and Dad Joke
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: 'Some parents, ' she said, 'tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family. ' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife. '' One of the women spoke up immediately. 'Does she cook???'
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Random Joke
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Fishing Joke
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked 'How many have you caught?' 'You're the tenth this morning, ' was the reply.
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Just for Laughs Joke
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her new, shiny red sports car. Suddenly, she jammed on the brakes, and she brought the car to a sideways, screeching halt. She quickly jumped out of the car, and ran up the road a little way, to where she began fuming in anger. For there, about 40 feet in front of her, in the middle of the road, were two other beautiful young blondes, sitting in a rowboat. One was on the middle seat, straining her arms and pulling for all she was worth on a set of oars, while the other was in the bow of the boat shouting through a megaphone, 'Stroke! Stroke!'So infuriated was the first blonde at these two and their foolishness, that she began pacing back forth on the pavement, throwing gravel and dirt at them from her place on the road, and she screamed at the top of her lungs, 'You two are so stupid, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick both your behinds!!'
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Redneck Joke
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting '28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!'Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks 'What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??'All the blondes say 'We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!'
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