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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of pakistani punjabi comedy and other funny jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED
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School Joke
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Rabbit Joke
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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Insect Joke
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
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Worst Joke
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn't be able to take my turn. A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldn't mention anything about his father's whereabouts. Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed. 'Yes, ' he replied, 'she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father. But don't worry. I told her I didn't know!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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