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Dirty Joke
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
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Naughty Joke
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. 'Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?''Sounds great, ' Steve replied, 'but how do you make it last for an hour?' 'Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!'
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Various animal Joke
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Situation Joke
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. 'Can I see your license and registration, bub?', the cop inquired. 'But officer, ' the fellow started, 'I can explain. . . ''Shut yer trap, bub!' snapped the officer. 'You're going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back. ''But, officer, I think you really should know. . . ''And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!'A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. ''Don't count on it, ' shot back the sap in the cell. 'I'm the groom. '
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Humor Joke
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, 'There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit. ' After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, 'Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?' 'It's very simple, ' replied the tailor, 'The other tailor has two sons. '
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School Joke
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. 'Now, Fred, ' said the teacher, 'you take over, beginning with 11. ' ''11
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Totally Weird Joke
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, 'Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?' To which the father replies, 'They are making a puppy!'Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Johnny asks his father, 'Daddy what are you and mommy doing?' To which the father replies, 'Johnny we are making you a little sister. ' Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, 'Well, daddy could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!'
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Dirty Joke
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
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